One Hundred Eightieth Entry

Well, I'm gonna get drunk.

My visit to the dentist was really good today. The Tulare Health Clinic is not the white trash slash "no habla ingles" slash poverty filled cesspool I thought it was. It was very working class slash "yo habla ingles y espanol". I did have to wait for half an hour, but they had Finding Nemo on for the kiddies. At least they thought it was for the kiddies. I was the only one laughing.

Once it was my turn, I got a full mouth x-ray, which revealed 6 cavities. Not bad considering I haven't been to the dentist for x-rays in over three years. And it isn't even a record. I believe 9 cavities is my record, when I was 9 or 10. Next Wednesday at 8:30am I get four fillings and then I get the other two at some other time. They even took my blood pressure today...128/78...is that good?

I asked the hot lady that took my x-rays whether or not I should replace my silver fillings with white ones. She said not for the molars because they shrink and could end up leaking. Ewww...definitely don't want that.

My magic 8-ball is letting me down all over the place. It said that I would die at the dentist. (Beer #1 finished)Well, it lied. By the way Lisa, it said no to your question from last night.

Overall, the magic 8-ball is 53-12. Still not too bad.

If anyone wants to take advantage of the magic 8-balls hot streak, email or call me and I will ask it. I brought it home with me this weekend in case I needed any guidance.

Tomorrow is the family luncheon at grandmas house. We are expecting about 30 people. I am to my grandma's house at 11:30 to help set up for the lunch at 2pm.

There will be tons of very un-Atkins food. I will go off the diet tomorrow and engorge myself. It's gonna be great. I was going to try to stay on the diet tomorrow, but once I found out that my aunt was making sweet rice, well, need I say more? If you ever want me to do anything just put a huge bowl of sweet rice in front of me.

(Second bottle of beer finished)

Since Jen and my horoscopes are the same, I must say that I am not feeling very sexy, nor do I have a powerful feeling of love that I need to express physically. I don't have any harlequin book lying around, so I'll just shoot up some bad guys on playstation.

I think my magic 8-ball works better than these cockamamie horoscopes. Hahahahaha.