One Hundred Eighty-First Entry

So yeah, I was just thinking how much funner me and me friends were in college. I remember logging on to AIM late at night (on any given night) and finding my friends just to tell them that I was drunk or high. None of that anymore. I thought about calling someone, but everyone is certainly asleep. We are all so adult now and have to be drunk and high on our own. It's all so sad.

25 years old, and I have to drink on my own. Very depressing. Even Lisa's getting her drink on with other people. I think I am in some sort of alternate universe where things are not and cannot go my way. How bizzare.

I ran out of low carb beer and am now drinking the left over Corona. One bottle of Corona has the same amount of Carbs as the 5 bottles of Michelob Ultra I drank. That is bizzare too.

I should change the title of my blog to "The Bizzare Files".

I should write a will. You never know when you are going to kick the bucket. I think I'll leave my computer to Lisa...she needs a new one. Carolyn can have my Savings Acct. money since she has to pay an arm and a leg for her arm(hahahahaha). Louis can have my TV and paper shredder for obvious reasons. Amy can have all my Ikea furniture and telephones for when she moves out. Jen can have my giant collection of Atkins literature and my CD collection(she got jacked!!). Dayni can have her choice of any one thing in my house, including my lovely computer desk. The rest of it is to be sold off to pay off all my debts. I'm just kidding. If I did write a real will, y'all wouldn't get nothing. No hard feelings?

I am roughly $60000 in debt. That hella sucks. I thought I was doing good, but hell no. Assuming I live til 85, thats $1000 a year from here til there. Jesus! That's what I'll leave to you guys, my debt. I'm so thoughtful!

I am so bored.

The low carb beer tastes a ton better than Corona. It's a little more sweeter almost.

I'm so old. I have to go pee.